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ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

3 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 223,211 notes
4 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 112,882 notes

disney-musical-lover-8948:

Six complaints to the BBC about last Saturday’s same-sex kiss on Doctor Who.

Over eight hundred complaints about the Great British Bake Off’s baked Alaska scandal.

I love this country.

4 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 3,895 notes

marypopppins:

i’m that person who is all shits and giggles on the internet but then you meet me and you will realise that i am actual trash w bad jokes and horrible puns

5 minutes ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 17 notes

if only i had taken your hand.

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 771 notes

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 269,408 notes

jeanmarcobetogetherplease:

lambo-san:

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

Wow what a dick

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 321,864 notes
out-in-the-open:

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out-in-the-open:

(x)

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 1,165 notes

AU MEME: Draco struggles to cope with post-war life and Harry only finds him when it may just be too late.

AU MEME: Draco struggles to cope with post-war life and Harry only finds him when it may just be too late.

6 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 100 notes
mightykt:

9.06, “Heaven Can’t Wait” - I can’t believe I never noticed this before!
The machine Cas is servicing while he talks to Dean - it says, “Big O Slush”. Big O= Orgasm
Cas screws up and spills blue slush all over right when Dean starts talking about them meeting up. So, symbolically, Cas jizzed in his pants at the thought of seeing Dean again!

mightykt:

9.06, “Heaven Can’t Wait” - I can’t believe I never noticed this before!
The machine Cas is servicing while he talks to Dean - it says, “Big O Slush”. Big O= Orgasm
Cas screws up and spills blue slush all over right when Dean starts talking about them meeting up. So, symbolically, Cas jizzed in his pants at the thought of seeing Dean again!

7 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 995 notes

jairbreaux:

steemshit:

hawluchadoras:

girls in thigh highs

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girls in summer dresses with floral patterns

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girls

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7 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 125,969 notes
pembroke:

quick warm up to play with brushes i have but never use and to see how well i can draw these two from memory

pembroke:

quick warm up to play with brushes i have but never use and to see how well i can draw these two from memory

7 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 603 notes

skaterparadise:

pardonmewhileipanic:

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

In love w/u

7 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 492,359 notes

nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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 thank

7 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 172,604 notes
claphne:

who is she

claphne:

who is she

7 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 25,812 notes